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Found a bunh of funny quotes about the cube - careful though, SPOILERS ahead!!
* The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
* The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
* If the Weighted Companion Cube could speak – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
* The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as "alive", and hallucinations.
* State and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
* Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
* You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
Here are all of them: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Portal
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